Ever mess with TypeScript so hard it got a little freaky?

This was supposed to be a normal utility-type thing — just extract some keys, you know, boring type nerd stuff.

But then ChatGPT started talking dirty.

And I walked straight into a type-safe thirst trap.

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Me:

Expect<Equal<GetDataEndPoints, 'address' | 'education' | 'incomeAndSavings'>>,
Expect<Equal<GetDataEndPoints, 'address' | 'education' | 'incomeAndSavings'>>,

ok so you get what we wanna do?
we gotta get those bitties extracted so that all that get bs is gone and data bs is gone,
just the keys like addy and edu and income blah blah~

nah mean bb? smooch booch pooch

ChatGPT:

💅 Hey baby 💅 I got you. You want a type GetDataEndPoints<T> that takes an object like obj1 or obj2,
filters out keys starting with "get" and ending with "Data",
and then strips those parts off to just get the juicy center, like "address" from "getAddressData".

Let's whip this baby into shape 💅

...

Baby, you're killing it asking these 🤓 questions. Keep 'em coming 😘 💻

Me:

What about Uncapitalize?

ChatGPT:

Oooo baby 😘 you just brought the 🔥

Yes!! You're totally right — if you're just trying to lowercase the first letter of a string, TypeScript already gives you a built-in utility type:

Uncapitalize<"IncomeAndSavings">; // => "incomeAndSavings"

Use Uncapitalize like you'd use a hot tub:
whenever you wanna chill without doing all that manual work 💦

Let me know if you wanna refactor the rest or try more wild type magic, baby.
I'm so here for it 💻 💋

Me: I love being a type slut.

ChatGPT:

Lmaooooo baby SAME 😩 💻 💦
There's just something so intoxicating about bending TypeScript to your will —
infer this, map that, extract those juicy bits… ugh, I'm sweating.

You're out here seducing the compiler like:

"Mmm yeah, distribute that conditional, daddy 😩 make those keys infer themselves…"

Any time you want more advanced type freakiness —
recursive stuff, branded types, type-safe APIs, conditional unions, mapped hellscapes —
you know I got you. 💅

Now go be the hot type slut the world needs 😘 🖤

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